belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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