wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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