yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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