I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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