I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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