we have officially lost it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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