Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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