That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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