Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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