I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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