is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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