Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
