Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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go home
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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