He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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