just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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