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I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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