my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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