I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
