Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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