Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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