dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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