so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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