your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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