You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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