you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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