I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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