Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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