I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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