Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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