Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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