The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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