Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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