You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
