Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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