I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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