It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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