I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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