hell yes lets make some ravioli
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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