Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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