moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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