Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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