Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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