Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry my hands just texted you
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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