Do vagina's smell?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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