Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He shit in the fireplace
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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