You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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