This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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