It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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