All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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