they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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