Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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