Nicole vs. Life
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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