You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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