You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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