If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Panties = found
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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