whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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